Meet MINKIES
Zorko
Zorko was born in the heart of a memecoin supernova, where chaos and energy fused to create the first MINKIE. From the very beginning, he stood out for his intelligence and cunning, qualities that made him the natural leader of the mischievous little monsters.
In his early days, Zorko explored the crypto universe, learning its secrets and weaknesses. While the other MINKIES had fun causing havoc, he devised plans to protect them and ensure their survival in a world full of rugpulls and scams.
Over time, Zorko became the Guardian of Chaos, a title he earned after saving the MINKIES from multiple crises. Though he always kept his mischievous and disruptive nature, his wisdom earned him respect from both his community and his enemies.
Today, Zorko remains the brains behind the MINKIES, guiding them with wit and ensuring their legacy of intelligent chaos endures in the memecoin universe.
Rattz
Rattz was born in a cloud of cosmic smoke, right when two memecoins collided in the crypto universe. From the very beginning, he was different: while the other MINKIES ran around causing chaos, Rattz preferred to stay in his corner, smoking joints and gazing at the stars.
Though he always seemed distracted, Rattz had a unique talent for coming up with creative solutions in the most chaotic moments. Once, when the MINKIES were trapped in a faulty smart contract, it was Rattz who, in the middle of his "trip," came up with the brilliant idea to reprogram the code with a touch of randomness. And it worked!
Today, Rattz remains the most relaxed and carefree MINKIE. Even though the others sometimes find him lost in his thoughts (or in his smoke), everyone knows that when things get tough, Rattz always shows up with a genius idea... or at least a joint to calm the mood.
Zizzle
Zizzle, the first female MINKIE, was born from an explosion of laughter and sparks. Cheerful, mischievous, and uninhibited, she always carries a contagious energy with her. She loves no-strings-attached romance and living on the edge, turning every moment into an adventure.
Once, at a memecoin launch party, Zizzle came up with the idea of a "reverse rugpull," giving away random tokens to everyone. The idea was a hit, and the MINKIES became legendary.
Today, Zizzle is still the life of the party, the MINKIE who always has a smile on her face and a prank in mind. Her free spirit and carefree attitude have made her an icon in the memecoin universe, reminding everyone that sometimes, the best way to change the world is by enjoying it to the fullest.
Globbit
Globbit was born from a coding error, a bug so ridiculous that no one knew if it was a glitch or a cosmic joke. Chubby, green, and with plump pink lips, he entered the memecoin world with one mission: to unleash chaos on social media.
As the Minkies’ community manager, Globbit doesn’t write tweets; he throws them like grenades. He has started meme wars between communities, spammed GIFs until servers crashed.
His moment of glory came when he hacked his own account to endlessly retweet himself, creating a chaos loop that almost broke the platform. They removed his verification, but within 10 minutes, he had a new one… no one knows how.
Globbit is every moderator’s nightmare, the king of shitposting, and the chaotic soul of the community. And if you ever see a weird, confusing, or completely absurd post online… it’s probably his fault.
Trashka
Trashka was born in the darkest corner of the memecoin universe, where failed contracts and forgotten tokens go to die. His body is a mess, but his most iconic feature is his shiny metallic penis, an unexplained technological anomaly that he proudly flaunts.
From day one, Trashka decided life was too short to be sober. He became a legend in crypto bars, trading rare tokens for barrels of digital booze and challenging the richest traders to alcohol endurance duels. No one has ever seen Trashka sober, and some believe that if it ever happened, the universe itself would collapse.
Once, he hacked a DAO just to approve a fund dedicated to buying him more drinks. Another time, he stumbled into a blockchain security conference and, within five minutes, had everyone chanting "MINKIES, MINKIES" without knowing why.
Trashka is chaos in Minkie form, drunk, loud, and completely unpredictable. He doesn’t build, he doesn’t plan; he exists only to unleash disaster. And if you see him show up at a crypto party… you’d better run or drink with him, because the night won’t end well.
Blippo
Blippo was born with a single purpose in life: to eat donuts. No one knows how, but this chubby, perpetually drooling Minkie has somehow survived on nothing but sugar and fat. His IQ is lower than that of a fly with Alzheimer's.
Blippo doesn’t think, he simply follows his purest instinct: if something looks edible, he’ll try to bite it. He has mistaken hardware wallets for donuts and even tried to eat smart contracts.
His most glorious moment was when he accidentally hacked an exchange… with his forehead. He fell asleep on his keyboard while trying to order food online and unknowingly triggered a bug that froze transactions for six hours. When he woke up, he only asked, "Where are my donuts?"
Despite his nonexistent intellect, Blippo is loved by all the Minkies. His presence brings absolute chaos, yes, but also an endless supply of sticky crumbs wherever he goes.
Snizzle
Snizzle was born trembling. Literally. From the very first second of his existence, this Minkie has lived in a constant state of paranoia. A new trending token? What if it’s a trap? A free airdrop? Too good to be true! A simple message in the community group? He’s sure they’re conspiring against him.
Snizzle trusts nothing and no one, not even his own thoughts. He has changed his seed phrase 47 times in a week for fear that “someone” might guess it. He runs seven active VPNs at the same time and uses so many different wallets that he once forgot which one he stored his own Minkies in.
Today, Snizzle remains in full alert mode. If you see a Minkie hiding behind a firewall, eyes bloodshot from fear, with an endless list of handwritten passwords “just in case”… that’s him.
Gnarly
Gnarly was born with a computer in hand and code in his veins. From a young age, he became obsessed with the secrets of web3 and blockchain, spending sleepless nights unraveling the mysteries of smart contracts, mining, and the metaverse. His brain is like an overclocked operating system, capable of solving problems that others can’t even comprehend.
But despite his genius, Gnarly has never been the type to follow the rules. His most epic moment came when he created a smart contract that, instead of transferring tokens, generated memes automatically every time someone executed an action. The contract exploded in popularity, but only because no one understood how it worked, or how he made the whole process so... degen.
Today, Gnarly is the legendary hacker of web3, always pushing the boundaries of blockchain with his unique style: brilliant, chaotic, and a bit unhinged. If you see something strange happening on the blockchain, it’s probably his latest creation.
Scraggy
Scraggy was born with a very clear idea: web3 and sexual chaos were his comfort zone. He has always been the most audacious Minkie, the one with no filter who jumps straight into action. From a young age, he was obsessed with everything forbidden and risqué. While the other Minkies were creating memes or developing projects, Scraggy dedicated himself to exploring the darkest corners of the internet, always in search of the next degenerate idea.
In the MINKIES world, he was responsible for the most controversial and degen idea of all: integrating artificial intelligence to generate uncensored images. His concept was simple but radical: "Why limit yourself when you can let creativity run wild?" No one understood it at first, but when the project launched its first images, Scraggy simply smiled and said, "The chaos has begun."
Scraggy became the king of the degenerates. Every time someone proposed something "too wild" or "too daring," he was there, saying, "That's not enough. Have you tried AI?" For him, web3 wasn’t just an opportunity to create, it was a terrain to break all the barriers, especially those no one dared to touch.
Today, Scraggy remains the hottest of all the Minkies, always looking for ways to take transgression to the next level. And if you ever see something truly risqué related to MINKIES... you can thank Scraggy for thinking of it.
Toxxy
Toxxy has always been a special Minkie, known for his unique ability to spot opportunities on the blockchain. With his special glasses, he gained an extraordinary ability to see beyond the obvious, observing hidden patterns, forgotten connections, and unexplored niches that other Minkies couldn’t even imagine. While others focused on traditional projects or common memes, Toxxy identified areas with enormous potential for disruptive ideas and innovative projects.
Toxxy has become the Minkie that the most innovative turn to, always seeking that spark of inspiration that takes their projects to the next level. With his glasses always on, Toxxy has the ability to see beyond, creating opportunities where others only see limitations.
Every so often, a new MINKIE is born from the chaos of the memecoin universe, so stay tuned, because very soon we will have new MINKIES to add to the family.